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OMG STRIVING FOR MEDIOCRITY
OMG was born in a small African type village by a group of mildly retarded monkey's where he learned to eat food with his feet, which might explain his gnarly toe nails.

OMG is known as the loveable elf like character on the show who pretty much takes all of the abuse from just about everyone. But he does put up with the abuse partially because he gets off on it and also because..... well lets face it he has nowhere else to go.

Some of OMG's influences would be the loveable cartoon cat and dog combo of Ren and Stimpy, Lemmy from Motorhead, Nikki Sixx, guys that can grow huge beards, the man who invented microwave burritos....and Tony Danza

People OMG find oddly attractive are Elvira, Mona from Whos the Boss, three of the Golden Girls (you know which ones), Kathleen Turner in Serial Mom, and a fat Kirstie Ally. If you have not noticed OMG has no taste in women.

Name: OH MY GOD MIKE

1. Favorite Movie or Song: MOVIE - SERIAL MOM SONG - BLACK SABBATH NEVER SAY DIE

2. Something people don’t know about you: I AM A CHAMPION SOAP BOX DERBY WINNER

3. Favorite catch phrase? OH MY GOD!!

4. What two items would you take with you on a deserted island? BACKSCRATCHER and PUMICE STONE FOR MY FEET

5. What Kind of Animal Describes Me: HAMSTER
… and Why? I KEEP RUNNING IN A WHEEL AND GOING NOWHERE

6. What would you like your legacy to be as part of the show? THE GUY YOU CANT NOT LIKE

Mybe I drink too much....
Monday 11-08-2010 9:23am ET

Saturday was a rough day i started drinking super early because it was so nice out and than once the night rolls around  i decide to go downtown with some other friends and keep this drunk fest going, after a while of drinking i meet this girl down there she was with some friends and we start talking even though im hammered and she is all over me maybe cause she is hammered also. she tells me her name is amy I never got the last name but now im not so sure it is....anyways the bars are closing and i bring her back to my place.....we didnt even end up doing it because my drunk ass passes out...but i wake up in the morning all hungover and she is not there and i have a bunch of writing on my arm in marker!! And  there is a note that says "hope you had fun i left see ya....fyi look at your phone pictures" so i look in the mirror and i have a bunch of marker writing on me with pictures of penises and one that says tramp stamp on my back peice, than i look at the phone and there are these two pictures which i attached of me sleeping with all the writing on my back and arms....
I got dissed hard, i never even got her # because things just seemed so easy and i dont even know how she left since we cabbed it back to my place...the marker didnt stay on after a long shower i was able to wash it off......I think i drank to much that day


OMG Mike's Phone Number
Wednesday 08-18-2010 9:15am ET
This is Webby.  I have hacked into OMG's page to post his phone number for all of you.  If you don't already have it, feel free to call him at any time to hang out, party, for companionship or anything you want.

OMG Mike's Phone Number
305-917-5667

Meytal Cohen - Tom Sawyer by Rush - Drum Cover
Wednesday 08-18-2010 6:53am ET
GO! GO! MANIAC - Drum Cover
Thursday 06-24-2010 6:51am ET